The Last Temptation of the DigiDestined

[In the Digital World]
MALOMYOTISMON: Hah!
TK: He's too powerful, Davis. Let's get out of here before he turns ExVeemon into a handbag!
DAVIS: No, I'll never retreat! Not as long as there's a fighting chance! I've never quit before and I'm not going to start now! As long as ExVeemon is willing to fight, I'm backing him.
EXVEEMON: I'll never give up, Davis! Ah!
DAVIS: It's working. It's working!
EXVEEMON: V-Laser!
MALOMYOTISMON: Argh. So you think you can play hard ball, do you?
DAVIS: All right! Go ExVeemon. Make him shut that ugly mouth of his!
EXVEEMON: V-Laser!
MALOMYOTISMON: Phantom Illusion!
EXVEEMON: Argh!
[TK's illusion]
TK: Hey, Mom, sorry I'm late. Huh?
MR. ISHIDA: Hello there, son. Just in time for diner. Mom made your favorite goulash.
TK: Oh. *laughs* Wow, it's been a long time since the whole family's been together.
[Yolei's illusion]
YOLEI: Wow, I can't believe it, there must be two dozen different deserts here. Are they all for me?
MRS. INOUE: *laughs*
YOLEI: They're all for me! Yay, yay, yay, all for me! Yay!
[Cody's illusion]
CODY: Dad, this is the Digital World I told you about. It can be pretty strange at first, but you'll get used to it.
MR. HIDA: Hmmm
CODY: I'd really like to introduce you to some of the digimon. They may look small, but they're pretty powerful. You should of seen some of the crazy stuff we've been through. I think you'd be proud.
[Kari's illusion]
KARI: It's so nice. Hey, isn't it beautiful?
KID 1: Kari?
KARI: Huh?
KID 1: I was wondering if you could tell me when I could expect Nyaromon to digivolve to Salamon.
KARI: Did you take good care of her?
KID 1: Shah, of course I do.
KARI: Don't worry. As long as you're giving her lots of love, she'll digivolve soon enough.
[TK's illusion]
TK: Ah!
[Yolei's illusion]
YOLEI: All for me!
[Cody's illusion]
CODY: I hope you're proud of me, Dad
[TK's illusion]
MRS. TAKAISHI: So, I heard a joke today. A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks the clerk for some lip balm. The clerk says cash or charge, and the duck says just put it on my bill!
MR. ISHIDA: *laughs*
PATAMON: TK
TK: Huh? Hey, Patamon, what are you doing here?
PATAMON: I came to get you. We need you.
TK: What? But I'm not finished eating dinner.
PATAMON: None of this is real. It's an illusion.
TK: What are you talking about, Patamon. Look, my family's finally all together. Huh? Wait a minute! What's happening? Don't go! Patamon, do something! Make them stay!
PATAMON: It's not real!
TK: Wait a second, they were never here at all! MaloMyotismon, you're going to pay.
DAVIS: There you are, dude.
TK: Davis?
DAVIS: So are you ready to help me?
TK: Mmmm-hmmm
[Yolei's illusion]
YOLEI: This is good. Mmm. I know I'm going to get a stomach ache and I don't even care.
HAWKMON: Yolei.
YOLEI: Huh?
HAWKMON: My dear, is this really what you've always wanted?
YOLEI: Huh? Well, of course! Desert is my favorite meal!
HAWKMON: Do you like not having your brothers and sisters around?
YOLEI: Yeah, it means more for me! Hmmm. Actually, I kind of miss them right now.
HAWKMON: You're always surrounded by your brothers and sisters that you feel like you get passed over, so you've wondered what it would be like if they weren't around. Am I right?
YOLEI: You're right. I guess I've always wondered what it would be like to be an only child. But I love my brothers and sisters and I love having them in my life!
HAWKMON: Hmmm
YOLEI: Thank you, Hawkmon. I guess I was paying a real oinker back there. Sometimes it takes someone to show you things more clearly. You're the best friend ever!
HAWKMON: Stop, you're making my feathers blush!
BOTH: Huh?
EXVEEMON: Hey, guys, we could really use your help.
YOLEI: Mmmm-hmmm
[Cody's illusion]
CODY: ...and that's how we defeated Daemon. Pretty cool, huh?
MR. HIDA: Hmmm
CODY: *laughs*
ARMADILLOMON: Cody?
CODY: Armadillomon, I've been looking all over for you. I want you to meet my dad.
ARMADILLOMON: I don;t think that's your father.
CODY: What are you talking about? He's right here.
ARMADILLOMON: This isn't real.
CODY: Armadillomon, I think I know my own father when I see him. He's just being funny, Dad.
MR. HIDA: Hmmm
CODY: Ah! Uh, uh! No! Wait, Dad! Don't go!
ARMADILLOMON: Cody, this is an illusion.
CODY: I can't believe he's gone. He left again. I never got to share the Digital World with my dad. I won;t make that mistake again. I'm going to share this world with my mom. I hope she can handle it. What do you say about that, Armadillomon?
ARMADILLOMON: I say it sounds like a winner. Let's go.
CODY: Huh? Flamedramon?
FLAMEDRAMON: Come on. Let's go.
ARMADILLOMON: Everyone's waiting for us, Cody.
CODY: Yeah.
[Kari's illusion]
KARI: Isn't this just wonderful, Gatomon? Humans and digimon playing together without some lunatic trying to destroy it all.
GATOMON: Yeah, but...
KARI: What is it?
GATOMON: I hate to break it to you, but this isn't the way things really are.
KARI: Huh? What do you mean? Have you been into the catnip again?
GATOMON: It's all just a big illusion!
KARI: Huh? You mean none of this is real? What nerve. Gatomon, what's going on? Where am I? Huh? Raidramon?
RAIDRAMON: Come on, Kari. We need you.
GATOMON: MaloMyotismon cast a spell over all the DigiDestined to distract you. Trust me, I know his tricks.
KARI: So then we wouldn't put up a fight.
GATOMON: He's always been lazy. That's why he needed me. But those days are over. I'm with you now, Kari.
KARI: Let's go.
[Ken's illusion]
KEN: Uh! Uh, uh! I think I got sand in my brain. Wait, there's something up ahead. I hope it's a water fountain. What is that thing? There's a person up there. Huh? Wait, it's...it's...huh, it's the Digimon Emperor! It's me! There's no way! It doesn't make any sense. Wait, what's going on?
DIGIMON 1: We've come to get some payback.
DIGIMON 2: Yeah, for all the pain and suffering you caused digimon throughout the Digital World. Now it's our turn! Maybe you'll understand how helpless we were when you were the Digimon Emperor!
DIGIMON 3: Take this!
KEN: Ah!
DIGIMON EMPEROR: Ah!
KEN: Huh? Wait a sec, Sam. I thought you were dead.
SAM: I've come back to invite you to stay with me here, where you no longer have to suffer for the errors of your past. I'm your brother. Trust me.
KEN: I can't keep these visions out of my head. If I stay, will you help me? Where have you been? I've missed you, Sam.
WORMMON: Ken, can you hear me?
KEN: Huh? Wormmon, what happened to Sam?
WORMMON: He was never really here.
KEN: But he promised to help me.
WORMMON: You can't change your past, Ken, you can only change your future.
KEN: My brother was an illusion? MaloMyotismon. That's it. I'm tired of beating myself up for what happened in the past. I'm not the Digimon Emperor anymore. I've paid for my mistakes. I know that and so do my friends! How dare he use my brother against me! I'm not a tool for darkness anymore! And MaloMyotismon can't change that!
WORMMON: You said it!
DAVIS: We got your back, Ken.
KEN: Davis! TK!
DAVIS: We're your friends, dude. You can count on us, no matter how bad it gets.
YOLEI: Davis is right, Ken. We're a team.
KEN: Yolei!
YOLEI: When one of us falls down, another one of us picks them up. That's the way it's supposed to be.
KARI: It's a two-way streak, Ken.
KEN: Kari!
KARI: We're your friends and we need you as much as you need us. Without your experience I don't know where we'd be.
CODY: She's right, Ken.
KEN: Cody!
CODY: But we can't tell you, you have to believe it for yourself.
KEN: I do believe it!
TK: We've waited a long time to hear that!
[Back in the other world]
DAVIS: Hey, handsome, it looks like your little magic trick didn't work. We're back!
MALOMYOTISMON: Grrr!
DAVIS: Take him, guys!
FLAMEDRAMON: Fire Rocket!
RAIDRAMON: Thunder Blast!
EXVEEMON: V-Laser!
MALOMYOTISMON: Grrr!
KEN: Check it out, Davis, they really hurt him. But how did ExVeemon split into his three digivolutions? It doesn't make sense, not even for this crazy place!
DAVIS: It was really weird. I was wishing for ExVeemon to get stronger and it just happened.
KEN: Huh?
DAVIS: MaloMyotismon was making my blood boil, so I wished ExVeemon was strong enough to stop him. Then there was three of them.
CODY: How is that possible?
TK: Somehow in this weird dimension emotions become reality. Davis must have taped into something. Are you ready, Patamon?
PATAMON: You bet!
TK: I don't want the powers of Darkness to hurt any of friends!
PATAMON: Patamon, armor digivolve to...
ANGEMON: Angemon, digivolve to...
PATAMON: Patamon, digivolve to...
PEGASUSMON: Pegasusmon, Galloping Hope!
MAGNAANGEMON: MagnaAngemon!
ANGEMON: Angemon!
MALOMYOTISMON: What's this?
ANGEMON: Hand of Fate!
PEGASUSMON: Star Shower!
YOLEI: Hawkmon, are you ready for some action?
HAWKMON: Indubitably!
YOLEI: We are strong. We are strong. We are strong!
HAWKMON: Hawkmon, armor digivolve to... Hawkmon, digivolve to... Hawkmon, armor digivolve to...
SHURIMON: Shurimon, the Samurai of Sincerity!
AQUILAMON: Aquilamon!
HALSEMON: Halsemon, the Wings of Love!
AQUILAMON: Grand Horn!
HALSEMON: Tempest Wing!
SHURIMON: Double Star!
MALOMYOTISMON: Grrr!
CODY: Ready to join the party?
ARMADILLOMON: That's a great idea.
CODY: I want MaloMyotismon to be stopped before he can hurt anymore digimon!
ARMADILLOMON: Armadillomon, armor digivolve to... Armadillomon, digivolve to... Armadillomon, armor digivolve to...
SUBMARIMON: Submarimon, Reliable Guardian of the Sea!
ANKYLOMON: Ankylomon!
DIGMON: Digmon, the Drill of Knowledge!
MALOMYOTISMON: Grrr!
DIGMON: Gold Rush!
SUBMARIMON: Oxygen Torpedo!
ANKYLOMON: Tail Hammer!
MALOMYOTISMON: Uh!
KARI: It's our turn!
GATOMON: It'll be my pleasure!
KARI: The future of both worlds depends on us. MaloMyotismon must be stopped!
GATOMON: Gatomon, digivolve to... Gatomon, armor digivolve to...
NEFERTIMON: Nefertimon, the Angel of Light!
ANGEWOMON: Angewomon!
MALOMYOTISMON: Grrr!
NEFERTIMON: Rosetta Stone!
ANGEWOMON: Celestial Arrow!
MALOMYOTISMON: Uh!
KEN: Are you ready, pal?
WORMMON: I'm ready. Let's do it! Wormmon, digivolve to...
STINGMON: Sting mon! Spiking Strike!
MALOMYOTISMON: Ah! So, you tapped into this dimensions power. I underestimated you insects. But, did you think your ridiculous little digi rats can hurt me? Grrr. Well, you were wrong, and it's my turn, kiddies! Crimson Mist! Crimson Mist!
TK: Angemon!
CODY: Ankylomon!
ANKYLOMON: Ankylomon!
ANGEMON: Angemon!
BOTH: DNA digivolve to...
SHAKKOUMON: Shakkoumon!
TK: Go get him, Shakkoumon!
MALOMYOTISMON: What's this?
KARI: Gatomon!
YOLEI: Aquilamon!
AQUILAMON: Aquilamon!
GATOMON: Gatomon!
BOTH: DNA digivolve to...
SYLPHYMON: Sylphymon! Static Force!
MALOMYOTISMON: Grrr!
KEN: Go, Stingmon!
DAVIS: Go, ExVeemon!
EXVEEMON: ExVeemon!
STINGMON: Stingmon!
BOTH: DNA digivolve to...
PAILDRAMON: Paildramon!
MALOMYOTISMON: Huh?
PAILDRAMON: Desperado Blaster!
MALOMYOTISMON: Uh!
DAVIS: We got him on the ropes, let's finish this guy off!
PAILDRAMON: Paildramon, mega digivolve to...
IMPERIALDRAMON: Imperialdramon!
KEN: It's over, MaloMyotismon!
IMPERIALDRAMON: Imperialdramon, mode change to... Fighter Mode!
DAVIS: Take a look around you. You're outmatched! Every digimon here wants a piece of you and I doubt you can fight them all. I suggest you just surrender!
CODY: I see it, but I don't believe it. This totally defies every single law of science.
KARI: I know, but somehow, Davis refusing to give up, even when MaloMyotismon had us beaten, created some kind of force that made all this crazy stuff possible.
YOLEI: I have to admit it, Davis really rules. I never thought his bull-headedness would stand between me and Never-Never-Land.
TK: Tell me about it.
MALOMYOTISMON: I must admit I'm impressed with your tenacity.
DAVIS: Wait till you see my bull-headedness!
MALOMYOTISMON: I'm curious to know why my mind illusion wasn't effective against you. How could it be that you have no insecurities or unhappiness for a defeat offer?
DAVIS: What do I have to worry about? I've got my friends, my family, the digimon. Besides some guy with a letter opener on his face trying to kill me, I'm happy to say I don't have any problems.
MALOMYOTISMON: Impossible! There's not a single child in this world who doesn't have something they're worried about.
DAVIS: Well, you just met one. Congratulations, big and ugly! I guess you should go back to your magic act! Now if we're through chit-chatting, I'd like to get back to the part where we put you away! I'm sick of monsters like you always trying to take over the world. It's over. We're not going to let you hurt anymore people!
MALOMYOTISMON: Huh?
DAVIS: All right, you guys, let him have it!
IMPERIALDRAMON: Positron Laser!
IMPERIALDRAMON: (fighter mode) Positron Laser!
MALOMYOTISMON: Ah!
DAVIS: What a shot!
TK, KARI, KEN, YOLEI, & CODY: Yeah!
KIDS: Yeah!
ALL 6 DIGIDESTINED: Huh?
DAVIS: He went right through the wall.
IMPERIALDRAMON: I thought he'd go through two walls with that shot.
DAVIS: Wait, where are we, guys?
CODY: It looks like we're all back in the Digital World.
TK: All the other digimon have disappeared. It's back to normal, if you call this normal.
KEN: Hey, where's MaloMyotismon?
MALOMYOTISMON: *laughs* Children, were you looking for me? *laughs* Thank you for sending me into the Digital World where I am most powerful. You foolish children played right into my hands.
KEN: No way!
MALOMYOTISMON: *laughs*
KEN: Look, he's getting bigger!
KARI: Oh! The darkness! I can feel it! It's coming!
MALOMYOTISMON: *laughs*
IMPERIALDRAMON: Come on, guys, it's now or never!
MALOMYOTISMON: Watch and learn! *laughs*
IMPERIALDRAMON: Uh!
SHAKKOUMON: Uh!
SYLPHYMON: UH!
MALOMYOTISMON: Oops, I think I broke your friends. It's a shame they won't be conscious to witness my most triumphant moment. Behold my power!
CODY: He ripped open a hole in the Digital World!
YOLEI: It looks like it leads right to the Real World. His powers starting to spread over the entire planet.
KEN: I knew it! It's been his plan all along to get both worlds!
MALOMYOTISMON: It's a marvel how slow you are, Ken. Did you think I'd be satisfied ruling only the Digital World? With both realms shrouded in the power of my darkness, I will rule both human and digimon alike. And there'll be no one to stop me!
DAVIS: Not while I'm here!
KARI: When we fought him three years ago, he said the exact same thing. Looks like he hasn't changed at all since then.
TK: Well, he's a lot more powerful, that's for sure. And he's a lot crazier since the last time we all fought him.
DAVIS: Come on, guys, there must be some way to take this guys out. There are billions of humans and digimon counting on us!
KARI: But, Davis, what can we do? The darkness is spreading so quickly. It'll take a miracle to stop him now!
DAVIS: (thinking) Kari's right. But where am I going to find a miracle?
NARRATOR: Will MaloMyotismon envelope both worlds in his shroud of darkness? Find out next time, on Digimon: Digital Monsters!